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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
& }7 H6 j( u+ i- P+ eChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 o! \6 C: L/ l8 {People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!- p1 z3 O0 Z' D7 \
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?" v( [+ {& x# K5 T& @0 [! n
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!: |' U: ?5 z( O1 ]; k* G' J% z
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?1 @0 N: F3 d0 G: U v5 e
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!: \0 w+ m* }, h9 L
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
" ^3 C3 a& l, m$ F" X! ?People: They dissolved it themselves!
$ E- O/ `' ?" L( Z3 }4 x8 N, @Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?( J" \8 D$ A# R5 d6 Y4 X
People: We’re the imperialism now?
" }9 m' \' }, B, D+ y8 @Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
4 S+ C" f1 Z: T4 T, v3 npeople: It’s in America now!
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1 r6 x5 x9 k; E# I* ?来个对照0 y5 h+ |+ J5 E
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗: }* ~' S* A Q$ I7 a% R
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢, J7 B, X Q8 |" X' u) ^
毛：资本家还存在吗2 c2 G# y' Y3 |; y4 @% ]7 E' L
我们：生意都做到外国去了
6 [% w7 d8 k% N" n- K& i4 Z' x毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗$ s o- a- Z9 g1 ]0 |# [' x" O0 v
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了* A3 U2 J3 X$ {
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗0 E; I3 X3 L2 B3 E$ g& g
我们：他们自己解体了0 D) e& m! e f/ V* W8 l1 _* E
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
, y0 T8 j. J) Y M5 J8 E/ h- F我们：我们自己就是了5 M# h2 d8 ?8 K. @1 f* {
毛：那我的文革呐6 K/ F: b, s/ ^! V& q n
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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