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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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# A' G$ l. Q0 G8 U7 V% REnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:2 W5 u# E  R7 ~: [
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman$ x+ ^  ~1 n1 m4 D6 M. ~! N
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
2 p7 r$ }, U* l. C% L4 G#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD." J4 V" E: s) i
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 }* K! B: ~) D0 ?( g: p( f. x#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
/ q$ q3 v4 A8 Z, o, V# I2 [#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.$ H2 J( n% r- _  ]& V9 j8 c
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.* y* j- E- T% E  _, K
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.! W8 q+ V9 I1 o
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
2 _4 u% j9 q. C#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT./ D" s0 y4 B& A# _
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+ c2 m: f. e% [$ F0 BAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下+ ]3 [  K* n3 w5 S6 S
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。+ W" d) X* X9 A5 M* f3 z4 }  s* `1 |9 N
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 ; A1 O) Y+ |  H& F0 }- v
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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