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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew& c8 X, G2 E% W B Q- C
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he3 e8 a7 E0 S" H' c
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he Y' i+ W. A$ _+ l# h: n
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
4 q6 v7 g% J9 B+ u3 y8 T0 lif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,+ y6 x, O# r {" Y2 K/ X* k' |
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,. y9 l- F* b8 k5 e1 t( X
except... ahhh... never mind." K+ {# `- g/ w# D: F
) |, O- `* L" k- P- I "Except what?" the man asked.
8 J3 g5 c4 l. ~/ K! F( j1 _' d "Nothing, nothing."2 v8 A. z5 B( U4 W% V
"C'mon, tell me!"
' P7 n3 ^1 d* k. q: a "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
' g5 p# c8 J% i- ]8 G "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.- M9 J% R% j( t/ P: f
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
1 U" o: t# R! R9 C" ^& n So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
0 X0 y b1 T* ^: q( r, N- x' Fcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
[ w% _2 q6 @+ Oordinary-looking black dildo.
) R* N" y/ e1 z- l9 S6 z The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
9 \8 a5 d% v4 H C6 @man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."& |8 S$ K3 U9 h) b
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started, [7 ~+ S0 A' b$ z
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ; R) o' ^! j! m( ^/ B
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,5 H* ^/ @4 e" T4 L% _) N% B- L$ A3 T
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
% L1 z- B& x. ~# Y! s5 bthe box and lay there, quiet once again.9 x$ y( F+ a) H; S% b7 p- l' ?
# F" ^+ T8 \. F0 H "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it+ S5 t: q; }$ g0 u& A+ i7 h& G
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took7 n0 S) ?! N0 p* }* l; G( h/ M
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
% V. J: [+ R h6 r$ ]she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
0 K& \0 L! t4 h0 hsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
+ \- x5 Y+ G: Z3 @$ U6 athought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she8 G' {2 y X8 n2 C; K. B7 X
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,+ w8 a4 `7 h9 _3 J: ]- R
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
) _& L4 r' Q2 ?! Hgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she - q6 `, c8 W8 p) }& A9 w) L. T
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her, _0 H' `/ g; {' f' r) a
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!+ k! @5 g; ~$ \ ~, G7 D& T
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried( c" e4 e- q& |; x; c) X" Q) p
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
( s' }5 e- Y6 K3 L0 J7 O4 r9 J; Qjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.6 `; \! ?! ]# [
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
) w) V. m( t9 E( I% w+ D5 K; [to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
# E* R5 p" o4 l/ qtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next L& g: x- c/ L
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights5 Q% X0 n, x- T5 O
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how, ], i- o$ r- k& n H# \% o
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
9 g9 O9 i# y9 c" Phadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
* o% Z2 h6 J/ k/ [; W# G3 w! clady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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