鲜花( 499) 鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:0 B y s2 v2 B$ d, p! i
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40-ish = 49; D7 @( | ^1 A' g
Adventurous = Slept with everyone2 Z/ D, T3 g! I4 U: N0 r' O
Athletic = No boobs
/ z/ m" t6 @; vAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
4 W* D8 r1 x L5 h4 GBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead) y/ d) O, p4 V5 B8 K3 d- U) B8 m
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
& u! Q' L' z8 EEmotionally Secure = On medication. x" r5 h# j# w0 {& G0 F; G
Feminist = Fat, hates men Z5 p9 @! C5 c! I8 {5 H3 T6 @2 g1 G
Free Spirit = Junkie9 m4 Q% [, `, k9 \: x3 _
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
8 ?' X/ K2 ~0 e+ UFun = Annoying* j3 r1 Q, ]- t) I8 A4 C5 P4 N
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
$ y4 U8 p8 }8 \/ L, }- [Open Minded = Desperate
8 e% ?- X, p) |7 H4 p0 qOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing3 E R6 s$ b4 ]! k% D L
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk r8 G6 D6 y9 U8 q4 [+ G
Professional = Bitch7 J! k' }7 e2 @* |
Voluptuous = Very Fat. V7 v# U, g" J, N3 j
Large Frame = Hugely Fat) }9 Z& T! @/ H, [
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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