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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
- c- f, H$ o7 b3 S% }+ z white: how control? 5 _4 A  a; p# b) H3 J% W( Q4 V
hackers: white with a Trojan
" ^$ o; K8 h: V& x:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
: U) C7 W  I3 F# Q, v: I' G hackers: Open your Task Manager   A  l( g  O, u' Z
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
; v. a% p8 [% l+ E$ T( g hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! $ q( [5 B2 \% V' n# \2 I
white: \; $ A, L& y- K1 K! Q+ v6 t* y% _8 N
Hacker: I have control of your computer : G  n- ]. Z+ X: B
white: Oh
1 F& x' v5 y' H( h5 K hackers: a funk? ! Hey
6 z* ], X& H' A( |9 I, O8 a0 ] white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 6 r2 z$ u, q/ y/ w
machine hackers:. . . . . . + Y( y. G9 c0 ~1 O( p8 C; ~7 ~3 [

+ [5 ~" F$ M+ C white: how do you always in my computer and out of 2 H& j" x) l. F# l
casual hackers: You can install a firewall & G, B5 _; c4 J* Y, d4 h7 D
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? 5 S; n  A4 G/ X/ M. h$ S
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
5 w: R, Q: f* _! r: h: e hackers: ah
1 o) V! I( I9 |& |9 p( X white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 0 S7 C$ R. `6 p) S7 e
hackers: General is the 5 E! b- _! a/ B' _
white: you can black out those sites? # N# U3 T, Z9 p4 x- [
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
1 ]9 y- Q6 s6 I white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . $ Y. K( b; w8 w# P: V4 x4 U
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2 d9 q- k- ?& G9 L% n) R5 \ white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
% Q# t4 r5 X+ a9 M$ v% C2 @$ ? hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the / A9 x8 T7 v" f, U) Z# i( j
white: is not it, this is Brand
. D; B$ c9 o7 W" ~8 ` Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a 6 |+ k1 U6 |2 w6 h1 Z- c; w
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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$ \6 J. G% ]# B0 T/ A$ Z hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! $ k+ ?! s% F2 ~- C
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? $ M, ], |& S8 \7 k
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 8 v2 k! p  i& \; I' T# e
white: I want to Please help a busy
: V. p" U0 n: q! X9 ` hacker: What? ' |1 h. @' y+ s2 b5 Q5 n
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ) e$ V" L$ s# L5 V( y" U; Z* b
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
+ l' M1 J% {# Z; [ white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
' t+ D8 H; g4 u  J6 M hackers: die! ! * X; b' |" z/ z+ h% m$ C! g2 ?3 _

& `, ]6 Q6 ?# B; @9 o hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
7 K. G' }5 F# A. C  D white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
, l% W* M  h* z/ v Hacker: I'm looking for something ) h  a; o' H6 X& M
white: what I find here? ! v$ q: C7 R" [( H5 \0 T! }0 W
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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- h- O% X. z0 N; B# ] most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? / S% h; l; L% a7 n" X2 R
white: a bad mood . ~' J0 P% A( m7 Q, R9 e2 ?2 |0 l
hackers: Who bullied you? 5 x: j3 N! W- N1 c. G7 p
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love ; e( F! W) [0 A" e  C5 A% L
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
$ v# V1 M7 v" n# ` white: do not get back 0 h3 f9 }" j0 U% P! I
hackers: No, tell me what number? 1 C) f  y+ d* Y4 A+ p  ]
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember . @+ `2 x- J! Z- W0 x, q

- J2 h9 F) s  r& m white: you gave me out! ! ! ! 6 s- z. P5 [& S  h5 Y! ~" H" \7 b5 G
hacker: how wrong? !
$ y( `9 o; L7 x" P; h white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! : R' p  |; l* }0 b3 h. \6 n0 y
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
! H' A9 C* W$ l( k, u* G9 \ white: it does not work! ! !
, P4 v+ o* [; u& Y- ? hacker: how should you like? 0 ?3 P' {1 `- e" M- y
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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3 i" N, C% e) s1 c# U& `6 m hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun , Z  b" n  }9 @( r9 l- r& f
white: what & g* {8 r8 V9 O) p3 t4 w$ U
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 6 q6 _- T) b6 u* x8 b  L/ c/ E- u
white: This very common ah
% F+ G; d/ W7 X  ~3 R( z5 R Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
5 I8 p2 j( T6 h, {# }' K# j3 a white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! 0 R* l( {! A2 l: Q0 i7 T4 d; W' B
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. ' g. S  n& R: J. t# v
white: this is also fun? ! 8 O9 h3 |- Q2 h
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID " S3 V8 O' i# s2 F: E( u3 ^
white: you are pro?
0 H7 q, @$ K) R2 z. ~( U hackers: You can say it.
5 F4 T3 L: D( S: f( D white: to what extent high? 3 s8 q8 Q/ \% F6 h! |
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
% z& B4 W+ n6 u white black: Ah, this I will!
* x; C0 ^& d+ T; G4 q1 f hacker :#?%! You can? !
+ y) s! {- F/ t white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . ( B0 |/ J: ~% b
hackers: Go!
2 _; W( H+ ^( h8 i  b8 [3 Q& O white: Ask your question
; @# ]' ?$ F0 _( x7 B8 T hacker: says
' T" R# s% z& M4 t$ P- M; `* { white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 2 o1 c! S. H; a' U
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 9 w# ?0 F/ W' h. g5 v: ?" e
white: no networking is also OK? 9 H0 n! M, C3 O' c4 \; d
hackers:. . . . . . .
: R& x; }5 p! j+ T9 M; k# S white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
/ H3 r8 z  q; A+ O hackers:. . . . . . . . . v* |; ?; x  U5 D% i; K1 u- H
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 9 Z% f9 t. t0 B+ R1 U
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
0 p$ v2 M3 ^; e8 K. N: P" l white wash: my computer is broken
2 u5 E4 M' e/ n hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 3 ]9 ?% n% W* |# V7 M6 f
white: that is, you bully me * q5 [6 d) S1 {. {9 _  P
hackers: No ah ) \; B3 H& e& a3 n( T
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
# o" ~- J3 O$ R0 z8 l/ H hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
* @. V& q+ k9 b1 g. P3 K$ F. a white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 1 N7 Z1 N7 w6 E: l) M
Hackers: should be able to
! V* ?2 w4 X+ K' l7 a3 t/ Y white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
0 `" ]2 r" a: r/ p! Z hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know ; E" e! v# f" G; n+ L
white: of course, \!
; s0 L2 ?, A$ z8 B$ o hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 4 ]" t3 i& H8 |( F" x. l5 ^# I
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 6 T" Y* M! f; G, r
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot 7 d* Z7 [6 ?/ v; O( |/ n5 m
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? 2 m7 c% N: p1 _
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
9 F: L+ R8 ]. }4 H, q# w$ n, a white: that problem, you can solve it $ q+ D7 N/ f! |1 ]1 H
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
1 `; x8 K4 ?1 }8 f white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
* x) q& L5 p3 V+ A, j  [ a hacker:. . . . I excused
  N7 M8 [$ u! b. t* `- T white: we see meet you? ! q5 X5 f# j! N; H
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 5 l2 d0 _2 X# F- O3 D" C- ^
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
; h1 w' c, s9 b& Z8 C. j$ ] Hacker: Oh, what you think? ! |0 i& B0 U; `+ {2 z
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
2 v" ?1 L' R% z  p1 c hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
- W8 _) Z% v' t2 r( v& d. | hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
/ D  z5 P6 K# A! x& @" k white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 9 E, I! U; P) c* b1 h" Y  g
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
' i% h9 i" R: q$ o# } white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit * \6 a; H" z; x  ?/ g. X
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
" _1 }; r, \5 }% w9 }; n" l white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ # P7 B& P4 N2 i" d5 x. @
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? & p- |2 z3 s3 S" M* `. U
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
' r' a4 ^0 w8 P- W+ ^4 g) b white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? : g3 X+ F/ A! W) t
hackers: No wonder, only used : |+ Z! q0 A6 i9 G% y2 [
white: no you're curious about the place?
- h2 q3 ?( B3 [4 B5 k hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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: T) c  V2 o! b; ? white: I would like to control your computer ( O. J. W4 R8 p" \
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad $ E! B+ o! h4 {( Z! X! G
white: This is not fair! !
7 N0 j& b- Y0 y hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 6 `, q& e; l* }  \. F3 J
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 4 a* E* u+ [" u( {
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! $ [# V9 C) C+ D9 J* H/ V% x6 K
Hacker: I'm white
5 |8 i# Z. H2 f+ c  x us again: This is probably the last time we met the
5 @( t! L! T* x/ G& h4 y Hacker: Oh? What happened? , m8 g' x1 l! L9 y' l
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! 6 @: `7 q; x, a3 H8 P% F
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
6 F8 c& Y5 `% Q) w: k! [" N2 Q1 Y+ ~; q white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
0 ~- W" R# x: c3 H( v) H% o2 p2 g2 ~ hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
; i3 N5 o7 C' i, V hackers: so late, and how not offline? 0 D" C& |0 c% t
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
* t+ B0 E* V4 t# B hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ' K1 \; A" f" y
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power $ z/ Q" o; u( O' Z: Q
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
. \0 S: {  I( { white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it / f1 w+ t% z; |; Z* a5 f
white: You are not really powerful " u& V/ S- p. D- `( y
hackers: so-so friends
& F3 i& D/ r# J white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ! j. h& J) z* I0 n, F) k
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait . T2 j' @$ C5 m& T
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
  M. l! g' i) M, L2 X white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
9 u0 U# P. K8 I0 V+ w hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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