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; ]6 e3 H0 M8 }/ ?4 hRedneck Yard Swing. B- `8 Q _$ E
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire7 C- s, I. r3 Z' B. z
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler0 i. G: ?( M; Q3 D
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?9 P7 H$ h& v( }& Y. ?4 I
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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, P: ~8 U0 U' j Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? G1 P k7 E! a6 r- F' d. V
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 8 l5 c$ r' p' y2 i4 R
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:* A/ }: U8 A% ], H) e9 I- R4 \
1) The DNA is all the same7 z N& Q$ I5 [
2) There are no dental records! v0 h( w; R" Z5 Q1 x" O% L% X7 R0 C
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. l. j) U: D$ Z4 p& S* Z Who invented the toothbrush?
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Redneck Time Out) h: ?: ?& _5 _0 |
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; o( t0 Q2 A" T2 N3 G" v3 [5 v
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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/ C5 P/ g% A7 \# q4 r1 J' v A new Redneck law was just recently passed
6 i7 B* c' X6 o j! M/ A$ k( O When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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8 k/ |/ V7 l. m/ X: T9 w% K0 e' _ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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) q8 _& J7 ~( Z" q2 ?2 z A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 2 h" J! j- O$ T0 N* l% M
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