Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

4 h4 q) v7 L, R& J( c8 Z7 KA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
; d5 m# @) k4 C% v'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
" s7 T4 g! P8 z8 Q4 u'How much do you  weigh?'
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) e' @- _+ j2 W. k8 n' C2 P'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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/ V8 G* d- c4 k# \7 f' nUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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7 f9 V0 W# Y9 W8 O3 z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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/ b5 B7 Y9 a, w! `% jThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

" a0 J4 ]" Y- r8 h9 a1 d$ ?, K'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
1 N3 _$ T' f& S$ x+ EIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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9 [, ^2 [7 H, H( V& Z: tLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
5 t1 K( [8 b8 f6 D( l8 o; K. t3 {'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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5 h6 Q9 K( s+ X# M. _8 P  N$ b' M' TThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

+ T4 m* y% F* J+ c+ C0 C( {' b6 ]1 V'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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% D- @) h5 `% g'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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9 z8 L2 _" I+ I% E6 d0 w'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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# R" k) Y* \1 UIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller