Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 |1 N! U/ l8 J; Q0 p3 Y/ YHere are some examples:   
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/ a$ \4 K9 R" c% T3 H& cFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
- |5 _  k  _8 E, \) C% G' @, VPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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% {+ O0 g- C# A5 k5 ~* Q  eThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
$ G" U+ ]' H: n( K$ c: I' MTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
" \. J2 C9 r, {% f1 v$ e( @HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
3 @  m7 {) T5 h8 w" XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
3 n4 j1 _+ u- E2 h6 q* wWEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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# d7 b+ I% d: P8 OTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
. h5 J0 W; s  @. B- |* EEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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/ ]" b5 w) }: C- xTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
) k* T$ F$ F& t! t  R, q9 [雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.