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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 4 ]3 q9 Y$ [1 f6 w% w- ^, I
5 G6 n9 F S4 {1 W"Mary... Mary...."
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. ^, E; U7 G' l! \2 h"Is that you Fred?"
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9 l' T1 ?1 I ^* `"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." - p0 Z- S2 p o1 Q/ ?. y! n
1 [# H) I. w A M) H"What is it like?" ( y' j( u( B' \" J( N0 H$ U" }
; o' t0 h5 R5 O"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." - d. H, n1 c P; [: t
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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