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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house5 g, f2 S/ X: j6 F
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
9 W2 ~+ m0 r$ V2 ~She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,8 V. p* l5 K( r) x) V/ A1 F
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.) ]1 p) D7 r' S) n
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
& z+ ?9 K6 v4 O- S- N% e4 iWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
8 M$ I' L" u2 D# n4 A' aHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
+ [ J" f3 n: N1 |6 }& `With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 q/ P. r5 K% g+ v2 D4 DFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
, O" A# {) j' ^0 lTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
# c3 ?& l5 _9 Q" f$ W. f! UWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,$ v, e, [3 q! t) V* ?1 j
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
7 @5 L3 P' K, x) D" ]4 F3 NDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',- V1 r( S3 z" i3 o V* R8 c
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
2 a( x) Y5 V$ n) Q2 Y. s' bAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
; \9 c Z3 b& p9 j$ O4 W$ Y5 B"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."/ ^( E2 O" @& b
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
$ e6 q3 K# Z2 F9 J" r, `- j- WHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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