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, I( Z) N. D0 W( x; f, vA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"( Z7 l3 I( s9 p) ~4 b5 a
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
! Y- U* [( Y/ {7 _3 i) qanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." u9 F8 F( ^8 P$ g
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# j; P( i0 L3 z7 G- cThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
6 a: F( ^" u$ f3 ]1 OWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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) h- v4 l/ w6 O; b6 AAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us8 A7 H( R8 M. l' J
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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'You have Male!'
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