欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, m/ R( M" y3 e$ X! _7 y7 q5 kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
- U( h, y) @( S, u* H6 F% f; ethe other possibility.
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8 Y6 u- e, L# }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# m$ q( D" m2 s5 B' rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 `, s1 [( j: o9 Mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! w) k8 s1 w0 y1 D: `" ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
% U/ i8 I8 _- H* Hthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 k9 [1 m( Y3 Bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 m, ]: }7 C6 R' Q- P4 bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 F3 E! b1 ]7 U9 A4 @8 R0 ]. {troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
8 b8 I! ~& I  e& O& s2 Jfotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 R& y' j6 r5 a7 Ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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. D& P, ~' |0 I* T4 [( K3 J5 ]Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
& Z$ T3 ~& s, \2 Hben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# A/ `" J! F- H$ wdisgrasful and it should go away.
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: J5 M: C( v+ _0 r2 Q0 ]5 h* p0 ZBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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5 |! n2 P4 N0 A* l$ rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

: x7 }4 p/ L* H6 L- f5 yZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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) s5 [( `2 w3 zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 |4 {0 Q$ D, D' w+ ]7 Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 R" s, v# d. z2 xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
5 k. G6 A: x. X/ E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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' V2 M) w/ h+ k6 O3 T) K0 b焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; N5 b$ N9 z- e惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 V  u) o* H$ y: c0 a- g路过，让你们看看我的波

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