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Dear Mr. President:
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9 m+ C4 J, _# \" ], `Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 ]0 E; |0 y# M; x& c1 B' H
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 [8 p/ ]9 g" J$ k& F- P3 }
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, t- t6 s& c f( p" r2 a
8 }6 ^0 V% F, r9 B# P* R& xThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.% r& X, N, y `$ q' a: B+ Y/ B
! m8 R! w" A' }/ J; e4 LPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
9 E# z1 [) _. ~/ R6 dUnemployment fixed., p) l5 V9 f5 c% u. k0 [
, ?3 l4 F; [( S3 v; H! M$ p2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' ~* _' L. z. K& @9 u8 J8 c* b# L
Auto Industry fixed./ \9 D( B. _9 C- U
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-) `* R) ]* E# i3 S; U8 a6 S; J
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!; H7 {+ S/ X. y# V
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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