MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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7 ]. U0 P# h; B% s4 BYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

% R+ X. x+ g, o" N, D0 YThen, you wake up in a nursing home
4 c' Z5 I, i/ ]- p- p4 ofeeling better every day.

+ p2 V# g: [& {% K2 b' L6 Y/ xWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
' C3 q, ^) Y% Z2 e; Cseveral years enjoying your
9 h' i) C8 _  m2 Hretirement and collecting benefit checks.

& @# @5 E5 @8 _When you start work,
* s4 H1 C3 u+ j- `* O& X! O) ?! Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

. J: p7 L2 c9 N# o) T, W3 q# W) {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
! U( o+ a# v; yand party.

5 g$ l/ Y/ H& L1 O6 l; q5 ^( ^As you get even younger, you become a kid
. F$ R. v) L# J- Sagain.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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/ u( C6 t" _" S: DIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
" _2 {7 p  q& n6 q+ k$ k) ~keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
8 s# E& U+ ]2 ]' s" M" nspa-like
+ E9 d6 Z; C6 y) d' lcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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0 T3 n, g4 n$ y3 [7 q/ O& Q0 W" W/ XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

4 v; Q* V& P! \8 \- v+ q  jI rest
/ @* y9 D, J& |' s) Z7 Fmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!