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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
% `- u& N3 E0 n. A T& o3 [I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
8 S! b) _2 x$ p+ m7 @# B5 gThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
4 A$ H3 g" L0 zWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 S# Z8 X0 e, F( Z$ I" E
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( A- B! ^. [$ L' J5 P* ]2 ~* W# s2 ~that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. y* y5 b: j! }2 D; x& ~words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
- f' B# V6 A6 o" |9 L) J1 fThere are some people that are not into all the words.3 S1 P( y7 w1 M9 i1 w
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ q `# V* d6 l6 N: Z+ C5 KThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
1 Z5 o' J5 ]5 x8 s- u0 uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ y% F+ t( Y% {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ t& \* ? H4 m2 ?( b7 r4 I
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 T: K8 r6 Z" [2 vBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" @0 P$ F. K+ q' l, [1 N"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ k) q8 x5 `) L: I _$ h: Rand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 e; q/ k$ c+ j8 Q$ M) Y3 z# V
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 u. g7 c: v6 M' A4 mThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,1 `' Z+ J- @" T2 U' v* K1 s' i
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.: z, K2 s* W+ F$ ^
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! [2 v b9 P: ]- q
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 r9 w/ Q4 O0 Q( g
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% `$ f% G# u8 l9 }% d: O
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; O. _' v' Z7 T: K f
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: Z7 g c/ K2 {/ A- ~7 q% ]
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
, p% i# z8 ?7 P+ w2 bPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: @; a/ J4 D* Y7 ~; |. g5 f8 R" y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
/ `, @# G8 S U# u. Onot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. J1 f- a% h# u- A0 j6 h! B
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) o: i3 N& s9 K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
+ }9 |9 }4 x0 o4 e l; _" zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 D/ y3 D% J2 q; |" ^" E
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 U ]3 S+ I% V) |' S Y
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
7 t5 y7 B) ^; v' r3 jI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 \6 j, f# {: x4 h
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# h. O; f2 B7 O5 A2 D2 i: ayou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* O( o) Q3 `/ p, BIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 h# z. ~" g1 B. ^% F; Sother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" m( X; Z* X) r- G( V8 c0 Y6 \# K
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; Z1 {8 h" P4 C' ZPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ I0 d1 D: m9 X: s. d6 q' @certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* d( V& A6 G; K5 H: E- K
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
% N2 B/ [1 T/ m* `stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 ^ e2 S2 C9 U4 h( s/ U- P* Y1 GAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" v# ~" l2 {7 {4 k+ m# Iaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 D1 X8 C5 o" m! x& C
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very$ L2 c, m1 l7 O1 y F( t3 n' M! F; s
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" s. F& n( y7 H4 Rhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% V5 F. i8 D$ e"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ ^ e- {' @' m) Vthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 N& n) D: p- Z+ C4 ~
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, ~) J* S3 Z5 @7 }9 q+ M" bI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 O/ o3 Y2 v, S# Cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,, m) o/ L& ]2 X7 a1 O! K( ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."# e$ ~$ j$ R1 [
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: T) ]+ M, Z, }9 r! F& x2 r4 h- W6 qI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 `' v# F5 D- h! Z/ tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 M4 C% t1 ~8 P
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 l) |3 c' |% d3 U4 o- S' Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 h* J+ T+ _7 ?6 b0 q$ kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 o3 @4 R# J8 x; R: N0 dRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 W M+ C1 A3 i- J6 m- m
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 { m. x4 p# Z% [2 W, y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" d6 c P8 G/ U. n- ]Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) ~5 B# Q0 h8 t5 I: \3 `) r4 gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 q, ? c( a0 _( `, u5 U- [them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ b$ J+ c- M, T1 mgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
' a7 z+ h. [; Rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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