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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.9 n; e7 m: B6 u
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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3 N+ a# N4 k! qWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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; p% ~8 `) \; s0 c: PThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' Q' k! H" ?5 V7 R2 O1 Y
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'." g; _) K$ ?' P4 Q% b, w; h
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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& X9 d3 m$ X2 c'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.! r. |$ ^0 L! ?9 c
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v c0 E8 Z2 {8 V1 P; f3 B& X'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
8 t- T' u9 t$ T& [9 h/ Y* ?( E7 hWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'$ h4 C# n8 @5 Y5 u% o1 U: E0 s3 N
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