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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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! u0 e9 c) X5 Y$ y7 J. {George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# C) I0 ?4 |. W" |1 j f- _Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! w2 c- I- ?6 H0 o2 y: QGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 7 o+ h7 W$ A+ Q8 ^. d5 F
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. $ B0 t6 Q7 b/ [2 G" J
George: That's what I want to know. " L$ X+ a# A+ F& v% X6 `& g' a
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 1 a& Z7 Y! E9 ?1 R# G
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 4 ] \" l, O) c# i
Condi: Yes.
( Q+ g* ~5 H- \3 s6 FGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
% n9 `, L+ t1 Q: iCondi: Hu.
6 t$ x* Y5 C! c# _0 w0 xGeorge: The guy in China.
* l1 N/ Z" s& QCondi: Hu. : ^% P5 S T- }
George: The new leader of China. - \! @( \' Z3 g9 z, ]
Condi: Hu. 6 ~* |5 P+ F2 ~1 e3 c$ A# I. v
George: The Chinaman! 4 N% V# x; F, \9 }4 ~4 b' _1 h: b
Condi: Hu is leading China. ( k% b' I% Z8 ~3 u: J
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
' ?# D$ W! H6 z# J, ^: U0 KCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. # A6 ~/ z- h2 d
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) I* u/ S2 _1 E( @+ k L: c# OCondi: That's the man's name. # X1 @- z6 D6 n0 y) u4 d
George: That's who's name? : n7 [0 ~" D3 Z" y- |4 F9 k
Condi: Yes. 1 Q0 j% F- Z% |% f( k- W
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? : g& k' O, O2 q1 B/ C/ @ u2 v! R- z
Condi: Yes, sir. ! q& |7 J+ H7 G
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ! R6 i- P0 s O2 L- U
Condi: That's correct.
" \( ~8 O7 [: l. KGeorge: Then who is in China? , ~$ `* h, ]4 ?# X8 E- d
Condi: Yes, sir.
# S i$ t9 t+ u3 n% C4 T8 ^( }George: Yassir is in China?
! t5 b+ A" z- Y. L/ n( a* pCondi: No, sir.
! W9 U4 ~% q' A; o8 hGeorge: Then who is?
% ]/ c5 [# B( m! Z; ~* m vCondi: Yes, sir.
3 o: E0 a: @' d u' JGeorge: Yassir? ; y- p( }$ v- g- S D! o
Condi: No, sir.
3 G7 C$ ~) w& j* E' d _$ _% wGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - u) c' d1 B1 R3 ?2 d
Condi: Kofi?
# b: N- [. {+ n% t5 E6 h, }George: No, thanks.
( U+ M2 @! G9 D1 M- M" ^; d8 O; PCondi: You want Kofi?
9 _5 w$ R8 U O p+ w6 \& f, @George: No. & S+ y1 P Y8 x
Condi: You don't want Kofi. & B% y7 x* a* F3 w. @5 @# k) e! r
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 4 R* I9 M2 R; @ v" ~
Condi: Yes, sir.
# C e! X0 H0 B. X6 x/ NGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 4 Z5 z5 O8 x- ^
Condi: Kofi? 1 B; V3 @* v3 X5 M
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
8 L8 F5 L8 j+ w# ?; K& kCondi: And call who? 9 ], Y2 K5 d! e1 @6 L/ l
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
" Q" V/ q2 n+ p H" ~. u% {Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
' ~$ u# W& p3 D0 x) h3 ]George: Will you stay out of China?!
, z0 s2 h. F( |( {Condi: Yes, sir. 3 Z& r. |' Q! j M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
0 |, m9 U. Q+ |& I- U7 @, Q4 iCondi: Kofi.
; k1 q% B2 @0 F, {: rGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
& c; Q1 s: T0 ?(Condi picks up the phone.)
. @: O$ O. F `Condi: Rice, here. 7 X- ^4 x" I' J+ }: ~
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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