Nine words women use

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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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- L( y' W6 E+ u1 p4 S+ q/ L: o(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   

1 B6 v1 Y& D& O6 r3 e& a(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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0 z0 K+ v! k2 ~6 z6 v! j: M3 t0 J(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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# f5 s" d6 |5 s$ i$ G! w0 g(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  

  f; n" I2 G. y! j(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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