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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 e( S/ n* v8 ~
MARIA: Here it is.# k5 c! W5 W. R& H
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' u( i8 H; M* d! R# ~; ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
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8 g) z, i" a7 ]- bTEACHER: No, that's wrong6 E6 t2 x; K9 I/ p y2 T1 W l
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 b& f- e) r: nTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; W' t8 M) d7 I. z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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. a6 T3 Q0 h' O3 y i3 i6 ~DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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! e# k4 k7 {' h: g8 X, qTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) `; H$ @8 [) D1 Y* ~
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'; Z2 ]9 P8 g' I7 k4 D0 g
MILLIE: I is..+ t% s, z3 T+ Z
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
/ m7 A8 H4 m2 x2 i+ ^/ U( N$ mMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ R3 e- o2 R' A& _$ ~2 Y. BLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 @ M( J8 i/ d+ p$ K. @/ ]8 O" K4 K6 H
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6 F% {3 A1 ]1 @6 MTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? J2 T; e+ u9 r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ D, Z: q. F5 m% q$ V2 {. ?
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0 p& g, \- Y) }6 n% }6 e4 D3 WTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# h t0 R5 ]6 T2 D0 D5 gCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 p& M8 g2 w& o8 |& z) p# ]! yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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