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' n; S) G! ]$ z! |6 cA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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# v" N6 l" @, Q. G k) mThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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; C+ X) [7 V3 V: F3 oThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 8 G; I: m% n+ q; _( \) i9 J8 V
( m$ c, S3 R" USo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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. `8 F8 ^. e0 ^' aThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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