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ACURA:
9 s9 P/ W: m2 gAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
1 A% z3 E! U9 _6 } zAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 9 J9 F* ]0 b) z3 D4 E* X- U- [
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AMC:
# r- J( j8 ?2 n/ rAll Makes Combined
7 V/ X+ X' u% B4 e9 \" zA Major Cost 3 x# @! x( x7 u2 H4 t# p' `' L
A Mutated Car
6 M" Q7 D& g9 v8 ~( P, d3 `A Morons Car 2 c# y4 ]# ~1 S
Another Major Catastrophe
7 x' Q' y7 i! O4 WA Man's Car ) m3 L8 d$ G! Y+ M' o. N& Z. e& e, D/ g
A Miss Conception
4 u- k% U1 G7 A4 L% @4 \All Muscle Car $ X! g5 h. `2 M% E
All Most Car
9 `3 Y) O9 p% ?) AAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! x$ W' T! o$ |
Automotive Mental Cruelty " z3 k6 S" d- k1 D
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AUDI:
$ f7 Y6 t& K4 I' z3 z9 p( u/ ?Always Unsafe Designs Implemented " y& b7 B/ Q7 H1 D* c; Y
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ! v5 Q* C; v- K- H# p$ D2 A
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ' c _- ?, R* p5 F" Z
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ) [6 T, b4 H3 j2 T! p" O
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
. h# V8 R4 G0 n, { r% L8 NAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- j6 l$ N# `" L4 ZAll Unnecessary Devices Installed - K# Z+ f& C; N8 U9 q! u
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1 C/ T' d! W; c vBMW: F* P' v5 B1 Q, O7 }+ o" o! ~: I4 A
Big Money Works
3 k3 B' O( F' ?: N( p+ fBought My Wife / i2 U' N) U9 Y. K. g; {
Brutal Money Waster
1 U5 U. }, d( z0 rBreak My Window . X) L9 c* F' o7 U
Break My Windshield 1 Q9 J- h5 e7 \( n
Babbling Mechanical Wench
/ v2 V/ {4 h7 }- `+ B5 r( d. ^Beastly Monstrous Wonder
# a4 ^. r% j, {7 M2 }Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: d, c7 D o% F8 ]7 kBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 7 _$ f1 a0 ^6 h( ^( w' c
Barely Moving Wreck " O3 h4 ~4 C4 v. U
Big Money Waste & [) n. Y/ V9 C& G8 _1 W
Big Money. Why?
; ~+ t( w0 \, }4 m! [5 J8 dBig Money Works
0 M* k# Z2 ]4 \/ _, lBorn Moderately Wealthy
( i: |) E) |" D# rBreaks Most Wrenches , d3 U* e g+ y/ S8 \4 @
Bring Many Wrenches
1 J8 F' b0 R7 A, W/ L2 r' lBrings Me Women 2 @& b/ L' U/ F& J# @
Brings More Women 4 R7 d3 p% r$ t
Broken Money Waster 7 h2 p, V- w5 }7 `3 M' v$ G
Broke My Wallet * G* v9 b% z" b. d
Broken Monstrous Wonder * X& Q( p& I# a$ f' [
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 I- w$ G' }! M- u8 I2 v7 {
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
+ W8 y. c/ n& ]# m& t+ e+ zBavarian Manure Wagon
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( @, U' M9 ^" X* ^% g8 A+ b* U1 aBUICK:
3 P; a% b2 s8 R6 P& }) |Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # v( i# |: h! ]; u# G
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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h4 a* \# m& D5 E' j3 c lCamaro:
+ N6 e5 E: ]; n2 oCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? * J3 S1 V. E4 k* l
Can't America Make A Real One? , o4 `% p/ S0 H& o0 M+ F
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
# D; {" s. s" ^Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
7 f5 J; a h$ O/ M- D1 y/ ICan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips " N6 N5 b9 |% A t& l! J
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% Y9 h8 o2 c8 H1 R$ zCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* _$ W& O4 I* |Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
: P* |* ]/ q2 x, Z; [) kCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 4 k" O( j& V8 D8 K% B! L
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 1 O( ]- A3 I' q# `# B- v x
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
; F u# a! }& s" WDead Old Dog Going East 2 n% @0 G# k9 A( z8 \5 a5 V
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; u* p! {0 ^* Z2 B
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 2 p9 N1 j0 W6 ~; H* i, q
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, k2 n' z$ X/ m% Z( x* wDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
+ u4 \8 i) Y8 K: Z7 a$ {8 I! ^ s' YDear Old Dads Garage Experiment + r& i: o) W9 n& ]( S' u
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
( X4 q2 ^2 A/ h( REvery Day Something Else Leaks
9 M$ U% L0 D' u( i. T; o+ ~Every Day Some Engineer Laughs & ^) A$ X h% ?/ l2 ^* a1 O' V
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FIAT: - {* n# o8 d& X) H( p
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 1 i- o; H1 y1 K$ y6 Z$ C0 h
Fix It Again, Tony
6 S" _+ V* g3 L9 |* A- j6 @Fix It All the Time
/ X' [! c/ B& ]! ` a& l" }Found In A Toilet 9 T) T; G) @; K! B: [9 m
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ' M$ ~) C: W. y5 {/ ?6 I: V
" K! n' l% `- p0 K. E7 G8 |. I- [FORD:
) g, Y7 u# q/ FFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
( h9 Z. d5 d @6 dFix Or Repair Daily ; w' [- F2 x" Y
Found On Road Dead % V! u7 Z$ w/ ^/ [: @* m
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 6 P, X2 d6 p4 s+ Q4 N! R1 a. G `
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
$ \/ a( g* J9 j8 L( PFails On Rainy Days ( L* x( D2 P5 u( Y4 ^- x7 I0 s
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# F3 Q5 v' N$ x2 w. y2 a4 bFatally Obese Redneck Driver
% S. Z/ M3 }7 c9 O6 M3 pFault Of R&D 9 s% q, N' n! f( U; O/ @! n
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
/ ?$ H+ P+ K- U9 W7 g8 b$ fFireball On Rear Denting
) X% y; x8 b% CFirst On Road to Dump
) j- H6 z _% k$ |" M# OFirst On Rust and Deterioration ; F I- N" Z* S( i. L# X
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 9 J. k- o) E0 E1 x; d- Y# s
Flipping Over Results in Death ^6 y4 c+ q# u' J. J7 E
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
. J U5 G' A( O4 S3 T% e" ?# EFollow Our Rusty Dogsled * S* p L6 j& F% p. {* M
Foot On Road Decelerates
. [$ M4 \" a8 g. I& ^ `Forced On Reluctant Drivers : v, r, s# U; K
Formed Of Rejected DNA 7 o% ?3 ?, s2 f! f* y; n* f& s
Forwarded Once; Return Denied " k; G+ s2 f1 l# d- n" V
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
) \ \! C, M1 l1 _. `Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
# @) C* M) S6 i* p. n$ YFork Over Repair Dough
) | h' m1 X4 aFouled Out Re-done Dodge
" x. n( B6 Y9 t) c1 bFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
" t- V3 C3 L- E' d+ ]Free Or Reduced Drastically
; ?0 R- h. X# \Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
5 n% {/ Q4 g+ m6 L+ g ~Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: p2 a: A. V3 D) O" ]9 YFunny Old Rattling Dump 1 W8 I' d8 X9 x9 W* E) `
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ; E- o% E2 ?1 \
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 9 T# s2 W4 Y) t, L5 V( K7 ^
Found Out-Right Dangerous " H5 q0 ^) L1 A- T- F; q# F9 `
Future Of Racings Delight 3 s+ P% P1 f. r) i, ^
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 4 g! o" J$ c9 a. a+ ]4 f$ u
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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$ h* p5 l# D7 w1 q1 ELacks Total Dependability
- ]5 e# s: i! b5 t8 ULots To Do 1 T/ K" o, e* w8 d8 c
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked $ W- F* Q s+ l& W Z
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GM:
/ F/ c4 i5 {# j9 w- u3 HGeneral Maintenance ) P/ t$ l8 |/ G
Great Mistake 7 q& \1 Y% C& ?4 m7 N
Garbage Motors
" W9 O5 u; ^% @0 D2 n, b; xGenerally Miserable ! |3 Y8 ~8 B8 ?3 g5 \/ Q! a# H4 d+ a
Grossly Misconceived
2 d6 A l5 T7 wGluteus Maximus
5 i# g: q: h7 L" S1 GGood Money 4 W% a1 E, t' K* ^: D7 T4 @ `( ~
Goofy's Manufacturing 5 _$ m! G7 Z" a3 C: T
Gone Mental
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5 g! H* W; l$ X! l8 p! t7 Z* P9 xGMC:
- R; s/ O- I4 R$ q3 IGrief & Misery Combined
& P9 [$ X/ s( H9 ~" kGarage Man's Companion
. A: F$ o0 c& i1 @+ [Gotta Mechanic Coming?
7 L7 Y% u# g3 Z1 K7 [, i) g. SGenerally Mediocre Cars
* x* d: r2 S) o: N5 A' ?Get More Chicks
/ P. w6 A$ a7 @# R0 U- [+ pGets Mechanics Crazy
* }4 e$ c! g% PGods Mechanical Curse
/ M) g! q1 \" _; k0 oGot More Crap / W6 K/ L) J" B9 g% }& k. q m5 `- X
Great Mountain Climber
% B) b/ R" {# t& O% D3 s' @Great Motor Car , ?9 z. a" }" Y4 y# H3 l3 G* |
God Made Chevy
5 K1 q' X9 L0 q% iGood Moron Car / L& t7 G7 Y8 @% X+ V c
Got Mine Cheap
2 L/ [* ?3 y" T, k# ]Get My Checkbook
3 b8 C2 t# N3 `4 Q; A8 P$ j6 vGone Mad Corp. ( x, _2 S6 H) G, Z# ?5 _% j8 e
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GTO:
: U8 q% P8 M; UGas, Tires, Oil
7 |' U7 i+ T0 `- ~/ p6 [! DGet Tools Out
3 ]- c" L# x4 m" {5 j YGet To Onramp % ^" t5 m3 [: j0 K; e
Good To Own - x# U+ s7 R% r/ Y( |
Get The Others
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Good Time Out
' b8 B, S& `& B* c2 XGone To Overdrive
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6 }$ W o) B3 n4 v" r7 FHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
) m6 v( o& I% o+ W1 w7 t0 I# r) LHad One Never Did Again
+ d `- w b. {; v! _% B9 B* oHang On, Not Done Accelerating
/ [3 @2 M" W) s3 q+ mHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
, r& W0 s% w! M6 U: vHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 7 U; p: M( p5 j% \4 a8 U& k# w- T
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration / [. l, H: Y: u" A& z7 }$ I
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? % m+ ^! W; p( Y0 q
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * L! ~ a) f1 t: W0 e
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + c2 d& r* C% }8 {% t
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JEEP:
$ |' n& ^% I1 S. A3 s: Y' M& ZJust Eats Every Part % G0 }: L& z0 @% u3 l" d: V: L
Just Empty Every Pocket
0 Z7 J7 k" b9 T0 n8 oJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 8 R# h; T+ w1 z4 K! G" i4 V
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 8 ]+ l. m3 V# n- W q
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
+ e4 d! Z% j) F+ y% N: S; j! g; T% ^Kick It Around
3 h* r, b1 X1 c' G& mKick It Again ' r: G, D. b+ v7 D
Killed In Action
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; y. p! G( ~( P. \. ^0 {: CLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along / @; [$ t7 D5 K/ k+ \
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Money Guzzler
! @2 g" v' D3 B7 o1 YMostly Garaged
8 j1 |7 l* Y- mMajor Goof ; P5 G+ Z. h% N+ s, P
MGB: Might Go Backwards
$ O( [+ A/ x6 ^) ?MGB: Might Go, But . . . " l- U+ W8 E$ K, N# K6 ?% e7 U
MGB: Motor Going Bad
5 n7 e, @( k- j" _0 WMGF: Might Go Forward * W& L4 ?: s( g R- o, o0 M
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ( d) _( L) M; j0 S: u/ a
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% D( P, l7 \. A9 D% ^- s; ~7 q% nMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 7 F, [8 u2 j- U4 u
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 2 o$ ]. E9 Q+ O3 t. h! @$ Q
Most Often Passed At Races / w; E9 T2 J+ I' N3 y) V
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
0 W$ w) H! D3 G% UMove Over People Are Racing
: P* d, t, P/ u& y" o+ r7 \Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
/ H" A; `3 x6 h6 N$ z% Y- L0 q6 lMy Old Pig Ain't Running 5 B. f7 e/ f& W3 @9 f4 G& o* Q! Q
My Only Problems Are Repairs
2 ^5 [0 q1 M3 i) KMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
0 U2 x, {+ O6 j6 q7 l2 mMore Often Parts Are Replaced 4 g1 m- p# w2 d! k
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MUSTANG:
* ~; u0 }5 n- aMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- O, S% x! x- y* p6 A, ? z0 n, j8 kMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go * f$ e) T" T8 v
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ) Q1 |9 `8 _5 D+ R- I
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 3 i5 [: M0 r5 A. w# F+ ? \/ `
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ) p7 ^! E2 m8 D
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N! |+ o5 U) kPut In Nickel To Operate
# x# U. @9 w; E8 ?" xPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! ~3 d3 {6 n( O4 U- }6 ePut In New Transmission Often
: d1 t' }1 ]/ V4 z8 \ a/ u4 L9 G' dPushed In Neutral Too Often
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2 ?/ h6 d5 B) P q4 @5 NPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car m7 A M6 D' c$ a
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 U# R/ s# l% G& `; tPORSCHE: 5 L0 |, u) B! F- k1 @- z
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 5 B1 U# N/ C3 y7 P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 6 F5 i7 j0 X2 ^$ g
Send Another Automobile Back ' y: P5 W; k4 S# l
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown : g; F0 n# E) X) i6 q
Sad Attempt At Beauty
% d; B$ ]* r4 [Sorry Auto, Always Broken * C3 x3 m/ y- c
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards / s5 Y3 m1 v. t/ T
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D& I" A9 N7 }+ PSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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- g7 p; `2 N9 W- H' o- sToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
" C. U8 Q8 v8 K6 B, yTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 7 o/ q0 z/ R& }1 R" V- E! a
The One You Ought To Avoid + P8 v+ }1 u2 L6 u
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; \$ U/ [0 `0 j2 R* w* E1 P# v. PTRIUMPH: $ m+ T5 t2 I% j" Z; n
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! / R* K2 J! c& s# O6 E+ U
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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# ^* V1 b& l) i3 }4 ~3 o) v. ]TR: Tools Required
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4 Y2 n6 U2 C1 ]( O9 OVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " V" H2 p% `% F3 ^6 Q
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Vintage Wreck 5 m# }- e+ F. w8 Q% J
Virtually Worthless |
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