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. S1 v9 ^; g$ `- |. X, U7 o4 ]( y'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ; F# l0 J" k2 ^ D4 n" `) @8 [" Z
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' T! v) t$ u! {7 A+ j" R3 R+ m( k
3 n* \) B3 J5 B4 Q'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
( Y+ `" ?( J( A+ S6 ?4 `4 K(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' # B- T6 Q9 u/ g, Q2 u
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. `' }5 }( B& q% v
5 I/ N2 w# i9 i) ]& YGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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