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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. # ]8 x: G8 j6 G  d& U1 R
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.# Q1 M% r: x6 d) }8 k7 X9 r
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's* P. u+ n3 ^5 n/ ?8 Z
family was invited over to see the baby. 3 P% [5 y  }9 q
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) p& n! C* \! C- z  {with him and explained that the baby had no ears.. t+ I( ^9 B' y# M/ Q
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) P4 k( \# F% ?* ]+ V5 v
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
: E8 N9 S! J$ M: ?9 c9 C! Z! Awould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.0 D1 h+ c5 b" U* Q- g
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 1 R# n; l6 }: Q, i" j
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful% U2 ~% ^7 J+ L6 q) m9 o
baby.'2 }) }; Q: F- u
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) }' j! z( j/ f& `6 Y6 m
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
8 C' D# ]' C7 X9 |4 _' M! x; {* \little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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: C) q! b  f$ M% q. k7 r- E. `'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said) u, W/ `1 t4 d5 |+ G" R
he has 20/20 vision.'- l7 B% Q! O4 z6 [% u9 \

# I4 I) h/ t  M, Z, c'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ o7 P' [6 y; g, Wneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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