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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ N" v6 Q) B7 L
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% a% v+ S6 B5 w( s4 g. |! e
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 s- U- e4 _6 \7 D! VBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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- t1 Y" s1 H' U& I& {Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* D( M7 J. _ j: X/ ^9 W
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; m9 V1 S- g' {- p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. M8 D$ S9 H1 G! h V ]
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since @9 ^- W0 {$ L4 u$ f, M1 x
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 d. _* u: d0 p* I$ S( A; g
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 X3 L7 W5 X- E! ~0 ^Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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3 c' U1 N2 B( K! O2 R, ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* d8 I3 ~# c! }$ p& t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) b8 a' Z! ^/ k# I( P8 z- lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! l9 _& v& o: B. d* H: d2 Q! g: ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 S6 s8 N4 o8 s% Z' n
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 }) Q4 f5 d/ C- k, v' n
read:
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# C) `( `( d c* I A"Dear Son.........
& w$ ^1 j$ ]: K$ M2 H! ]5 wI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ k8 y; D6 j3 J) |3 R9 }& y8 g l
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 b: k. i4 P) L$ m& `- ~that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 o+ H9 D3 u) A G3 B4 b2 ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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