Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
; u' o# H4 P/ ]) q$ C, \1 y/ Kfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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( t' K& k8 h: I& q7 Q( }* A3 ]We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
5 U8 \1 G/ k( d6 dPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
4 H+ e  j7 _2 u: kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
% g$ N7 D  r: S, Vsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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7 Z9 E& x5 t) W* A% r! S8 p6 }The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

2 E; c+ X& C4 `- }& o9 b' OHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
* n/ \+ ]. l4 ?% d2 s8 B* Qdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


+ _/ E  Q' J& C  e2 jThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: w; Y- l. p+ t& ~Cut off his........