2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
8 P: N. w- T0 v) o/ o. q' [% kYou have 2 cows，
3 B4 \, E! Y- l. O6 w+ K3 r/ w/ kYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
) N% `0 z# S& q- D  BYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


3 R. V$ _1 C2 p  j7 c3 x2 ?/ X8 K& rFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

7 V9 f3 H7 N3 ]/ p3 Q# PNAZISM纳粹主义
- F. m$ r! X& M, s/ SYou have 2 cows，
" _+ v$ X" i/ F. x' BThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
+ F- e( [! T  E4 g2 IYou have 2 cows，
: c0 R* M+ Z0 _& H5 S- `- OThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
) T+ a6 F/ j: V5 f$ aYou sell one and buy a bull.
9 u8 H, n: t& Q- T0 MYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
' G6 k1 [9 Y( r; d6 {You sell them and retire on the income.

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