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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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& u3 m: _2 k) C6 j) TThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale/ A, ]! Z: W6 e
1 {# m1 L; {+ ~' @0 o' K4 Q' kOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 T7 D8 I$ ~( w; X4 V6 B1 \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
1 w( c& ^4 X0 l5 v5 o. h) {dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 @ z4 W; ^: ^2 K: g% y; Rhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% N0 \) U j- r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
( `4 k/ u! j2 r5 L2 G- e1 O6 c2 Ball the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' D5 o. \8 I% L; W
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 u ~- L& u+ O' c! Vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; \8 `" z4 s- _! m' S) `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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