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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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1 {# m1 L; {+ ~' @0 o' K4 Q' kOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl6 T7 D8 I$ ~( w; X4 V6 B1 \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
1 w( c& ^4 X0 l5 v5 o. h) {dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 @  z4 W; ^: ^2 K: g% y; Rhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% N0 \) U  j- r
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
( `4 k/ u! j2 r5 L2 G- e1 O6 c2 Ball the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched' D5 o. \8 I% L; W
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 u  ~- L& u+ O' c! Vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in; \8 `" z4 s- _! m' S) `
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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- x3 |: r4 u5 pThe End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 5 l+ G  s- c& B1 [- m: S
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 & ]4 i' j! D) D: T% w

6 Y. y& o7 s0 H  F! H' ?& Y他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 7 {/ T0 `% E" c9 M5 d
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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( ?1 q# M2 F% D& K. w0 Jthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ; x2 h3 F3 [+ Y: R4 Z9 K' {" ]3 X
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9 |" m8 k# [$ S# DYour understanding is sound and deep.
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/ ~# ^2 q2 [$ F1 U5 I+ Y* Egood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 , u6 u7 u$ e2 Z% }0 C+ |
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 ! w6 ^7 R, o3 J# O7 Y( W7 f* w6 q9 f

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4 Q# A8 y4 f7 o6 [5 t4 @) hYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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% g- I9 C( S7 z: |I am getting married in this coming September.
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