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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' $ H6 ^3 Q! l1 e
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ) I$ _+ {, q" Q' V& {
1 U/ R# L# t* l The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ) ^* `. x* i& b
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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( I4 a r l' e5 k She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. $ K/ B/ A F$ B; O. x% r" c0 w
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) y5 l" q( o) I4 L2 @" \ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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2 x; f& j. i4 l2 w& \8 w Her and says, " z3 P* d& W% A# k5 P8 z6 [# g
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 4 f' d1 W6 o3 K4 C, r+ `
8 H& C2 X: o# I Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 ?2 | Q" K$ ^" x* a
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 6 `6 z' V4 B [+ A* Z
# I7 V2 o, L) T% I: H Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, m& @ ]. Q; q& P
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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