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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA9 U. I# h2 H4 S8 E6 I
+ ~7 g6 c9 [! N4 \! M4 I1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. . a4 A$ [8 `2 M8 V. ]
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. / I: P2 X' V# ~( p. o# L5 p
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 5 m5 I0 v8 ~* ]& W
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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, X% h) h! ~( E1 H6 Q' G6 iTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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, o" M* g" k+ K. P+ h# g K1. Big rock between you and B.C. ' \& `7 t& n0 b _5 }; M# H y% i: V
2. Ottawa who?
6 ^& Y j; H$ @8 I8 k3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. % h0 ~7 B, r( O& V
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. : t) {) k. N& W# q8 `0 E: e
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
0 d3 z6 Q9 Q% u% \ e$ s& Z. O6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN * T( c& J& e2 P6 D% K
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1. You never run out of wheat.
+ j0 Y, _4 h) \9 y$ c. k) y" r0 ^* k4 C2. Your province is really easy to draw.
: I' R$ ~ J' s3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
8 m7 U2 ?' y- K4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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3 ]- |6 R$ M, y" _" tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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; g) r2 ]+ X+ F6 i2 ]; S' K' z1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
9 ^6 i& B9 S& j* q* R, P) W2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
9 w9 y: |6 ~% R/ x8 q; i3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
. S* L2 ~% \/ O* r4 l/ J: X8 C' K0 @4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
7 }/ x/ X6 t& E$ W0 b5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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. I( ? y: S5 e4 [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
8 f: s1 e3 R9 {0 k' _2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 1 p+ _) K- j( s. C; F7 k) w: }, } n
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. ) {# w; N6 @& Y8 E
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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8 G, C W2 T, c& ?/ h1. Racism is socially acceptable ) X0 P7 z) W2 l" I
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 1 d) s \3 Z7 ]4 j7 e6 c2 ?9 ?; K
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
; ^: N+ S' ?$ `4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
% V3 j3 E6 r( x- p! H$ ^% G1 }TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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/ c! J, Q! v& I- Z4 S& A1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. , M, T+ K3 ^5 D; V
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. ) W* l$ S+ [: Z$ o0 n
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
& X$ Z; f; h# D# q4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 `( z, d9 Q6 n1 z4 v
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9 l7 Y j' s3 a1 @7 HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 5 S$ B# R) [6 @. c8 o5 [
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
& [5 S: T0 U: [9 H5 _, u! r3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 4 i( M( u$ D. f7 f7 ^
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$ U- L6 a$ l+ |0 c# TTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ' _ E- x9 a! f K8 a {/ U
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 0 T$ B: R3 n' n: {( y. H
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 6 B% g" K9 s1 G: C! L$ |
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. & k8 u! M; m: l( v3 @+ I/ ^
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
7 j# L! Y; `/ t6 L3 V) ?; n" z5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
3 m7 o" k( ]; S' x7 P- [7 V. o: x+ j6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 4 F8 E, c# D( {+ E2 d5 {) P
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
6 t z" V/ b5 u# w0 K7 C- o J2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
5 t8 ~8 q# A% [! p/ d4 U3. The workday is about two hours long.
( s/ V. a, ?1 X! r4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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